#led zeppelin incorrect quotes

[thefairywithboots]

Jonesy: Dammit, Bonzo! Bonzo: What?! It wasn’t me! Jonesy: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Robert! Robert: Not me either. Jonesy: Oh...Then who set the house on fire? Jimmy: *Whistles*

[thebunnylord]

The thin Controller: *gets waken up at three in the morning by someone at the door*

The thin controller: *answers that door* hello?

The police officer: hello, we’ve been receiving calls about a woman having a seizure inside your engine shed.

The thin controller: …. What?

[meanwhile in the engine shed]

Duncan: *is jamming out to the immigrant song* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAA! AAAAAAAAA AAAAA AAAAA AAAA! THEYCOMEFROMTHELANDOFTHEICEANDSNOWFOR*mumbles*HEARTLANDSGLOW!!

[their-satanic-majesty]

*Keith and Mick arguing, sometime in the 80s*

Charlie : Lord, give me patience.

Ronnie : I think you mean 'give me strength'

Charlie : If the lord gave me strength, you'd all be dead.

[betzabobababi]

Meanwhile in heaven

Tony: *sits up with wide eyes*

Nat: What?

Tony: Somethings wrong

Nat: What is it?

Tony: I have to go

Loki: But why?

Tony: Peter just called AC/DC Led Zeppelin

[orion1962]

BAHAHHAHAAHHAHHEJEJKRJBRJREJBFBEJC I JUST SHAT JIMMY!!!!

[libbyfandom]

A Modern!Mizu and Reader who act like Jackie and Hyde from "That 70s Show"?!

Highest form of entertainment, would be so funny to see. Enjoy me using Jackie and Hyde quotes as incorrect Mizu and Reader quotes. (Not all of them are direct quotes I paraphrased a bit.)

*something happens and you start crying*

*Akemi, Ringo, and Taigen all coming closer opening their arms*

You: "Mizu!" *runs to her and hugs her while crying*

Mizu: *freezes* *looks at everyone else* "Why does she always come to me?!"

You: "Mizu, you're right. We will never be friends. Because now? I love you!"

Mizu: "Oh my god, would you shut up?!"

You: *runs up behind Mizu and covers her eyes* "Guess who!"

Mizu: "Either it's (Y/N) or it's the cold, clammy hands of death."

You: *uncovers her eyes* "It's (Y/N)!"

Mizu: "Damn it."

You: "What happened?!" *after Mizu punched a guy out*

Mizu: "W-What? Huh? I don't know. We were talking, and he said...bitch... and I just-"

You: "Oh my god. He called me a bitch? And you punched him!"

Mizu: "What? NO!"

You: "Yes! I am the bitch! And you love me!"

Mizu: "You know what your problem is? You're really cute so no one ever told you to shut your piehole."

You: "...you think I'm cute?" :)

Mizu: "SHUT YOUR PIEHOLE."

Mizu: "How could I like her?! I don't like her. Because I can't like her. Sword-Father, if I like her, shoot me!"

Eiji: *makes a finger gun and pretends to fire at her* "POW!"

Mizu: *wide eyed and slack jawed at him*

Mizu: *After being worn down* "(Y/N) get in the car, we'er going on a fucking date."

You: "So. Our first date's almost over."

Mizu: "Yep."

You: "So what'd you think?"

Mizu: "... it was no worse than bowling."

You: "...?"

Mizu: *shrug* *smile* "I don't hate bowling."

Mizu: "You're blackmailing me?"

You: *nods*

Mizu: *grinning* "You're coming along nicely."

You: "But just know, I'm really lowering my standards."

Mizu: "That makes two of us."

You: "-but I think it's a real waste because I love you!"

*stunned silence*

Mizu: *panicking* ".... I'M NOT SAYING IT BACK!"

You: "I don't care."

Mizu: "Damn it!" *sigh* "...So are we gonna go to the dance or what?"

You: "Mizu, I want to be with you."

Mizu: ".... I do want to be with you."

You: "Because you loooooo-"

Mizu: "Don't push it."

You: "Okay." *smiles and kisses her*

You: "Akemi, just do what I did to get over my ex."

Akemi: "Make out with Mizu?"

You: "I thought I lost my pudding pop forever."

Mizu: "You wanna hear something sick? I actually missed you calling me pudding pop."

Mizu: "Happy Birthday." *hands you a gift*

You: *a little confused* "It's a Led Zeppelin T-Shirt! ... and it's used...!"

Mizu: *smiles* "Yeah, that's my favorite one. You're with me now, so I wanted you to have it."

Ringo: "You love loud girl!"

Mizu: *genuinely* "Maybe I do."

*Mizu catches you trying on wedding dresses with Akemi*

You: *upset* "Okay, Mizu. I know I promised I wouldn't do any wedding stuff and I know you're probably really mad so just... go ahead and yell."

Mizu: *stunned* "...You're beautiful."

Ringo: *serious* "Look, before her, you were just some pissed off girl in my apartment. But with her, I mean, you seem happy, Mizu."

Mizu: "Hey, I'm not happy. I'm just less pissed off."

[totheseus]

“ KMFDM, KILL A MOTHERFUCKING DESPACHE MODE ! ”

Finn

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HOBBIES :

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MUSIC :

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[littlemissheavenonearth]

Welcome to my blog!

Hello and welcome to my blog! The names Ryder, Rocksy Ryder. You must be here because you love anything related to Def Leppard and rock n’ roll, right? Well, if ya ain’t here for that and you’re just here to hate, leave. My besties and I are here enjoying ourselves, go find something else to do 🙂

Anyway, this is my main blog where I post all things related to Def Leppard and rock n’ roll, as I said before. I’ve got 5 side blogs:

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Here are a few things I love to do:

Draw

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My favorite bands are:

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Motley Crue

Def Leppard

Queen

Nirvana

Poison

Cinderella

Led Zeppelin

Etc.

Here is my master list!

*Requests are currently closed :)

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Def Leppard

Motley Crue

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Joe Elliott:

Series:

The Dancer and the Rockstar; masterlist

One-shots:

Under The Light Of A Thousand Stars {In collaboration with @defleppardfan1}

Let It Go (Smut)

You're Mine (Request by @moon-fashioned1970)

Unbreakable (Request by @defleppardfan1)

Love Don't Lie {In Collaboration with @elliotts-personal-property}

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I Need You Here (Request by @stevesorgasmicriffs)

A Match Made In Heaven (Request by @jimmysdragonsuit13)

A Dance With Danger

Because The Night Belongs to Lovers

Vivian Campbell:

Beach Day (Request by @leppardcampbelllove)

Incorrect Quotes:

Part 1,Part 2,Part 3

[liopleurodean]

Season 12, Episode 15: Somewhere Between Heaven and Hell

Demons and hellhounds today

And Lucifer

Sheridan is WAY up in the panhandle. Near Carhenge!

Get off your phone, man

Weird

Aaand... BAM! Death

Aw, cute

No, now I don't want them to die 😭

Don't split up

NOOOOO NOT THE PROPOSAL 😭😭😭

Classic sock

Awww

Run away. Run away right now

Hellhound gone rogue?

HAH Lucille 😂

Ew

Dude, seriously, what happened to the germophobia?

I didn't want to know that

I'm pretty sure it does

Nerd

Make art, apparently

Dean, please, be true to your character

Bobo Berens save me

Nice

Dagon, probably

Are they playing Christmas music?

Weird

Conspiracy nut

A lot of things could get through that

The Queen...

Uh-huh

Poor Cas

Dude is seriously out of touch

Kelly Kline

Angel blades

He saw plenty

No, demonic

More like a hellhound

She's probably right

Poor girl

Sounds legit

I guess

Except for the fact that the hellhound is still around

Ginger Baker and Eric Clapton were members of British rock band Cream, known for songs like 'Crossroads' and 'Born Under a Bad Sign'. Eric Clapton (yes, *that* Eric Clapton) was part of the Yardbirds with Jimmy Page before he formed Led Zeppelin.

Spooky

Yeah...

Bad idea, Sam

And they let the dog in

That's horrifying

Poor girl

Well, he got it

Maybe

Ah, yes, the dog symbolism

Yummy

Unfortunately, I don't think so

Yikes

A muzzle?

Dang it, I was gonna say that

Fun

Maybe not hard to explain

Nice, Dean

Dean...

Yay!

Sounds like Crowley needs a competent assistant

"not Moose"

This is great

Oh boy

Of course not

Dean's over it

Yeah

His name is Kelvin?

Probably not

Wonderful

That might do it

Yeah, I guess

Amen

They're stupid

Huh. Slightly smarter than anticipated

Sounds like a plan

He's talking about the car

HE HAS EVERY RIGHT, OKAY

Wait oh my gosh you're saying that MY INCORRECT QUOTE IS REAL 😭😭😭

Nice, Crowley

Sure

This is really funny

Maybe

Jesus style

For who?

That's actually believable

A family that hates him? I don't know

He does not care

Yikes

Called it

He's weird

Dean in glasses you will always be famous to me <3

Yeah

Keep telling yourself that

He does that all the time

Same, Dean 😂

You don't have anything to be sorry about

Or maybe she does

Yeah

There's Marcus

Hunting

Aw, girl...

There she is

Aw, Baby!!!

Yikes

Oh boy

Nice, Sam

Ew

Knew it

Aw, cute

Hah, yeah

I think she'll be okay

Yay

What just happened?

How?

Maybe not that last bit

Yay...

Aw, Cas

Kinda

Frodo. Code for MoL?

Oh boy

They didn't do that, though!

Kind of right.

That's... true

Absolutely

Nice

[ledoftherings]

Jimmy Page addressing Robert during a fight: and you! You were so drunk when I first met you I thought you were the roadie. Do you want me to take you back where I found you? Unemployed! IN THE BLACK COUNTRY!

[thefairywithboots]

Robert: Are we fighting or flirting? Jimmy: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck- Robert: Your point?

[prettyboyroger]

Jimmy Page: hey there demons. it's me, ya boi

[periwinklegarden]

Robert: *showing off at a party*

Robert: I killed her by ridin' her too hard

Jimmy: Now that's how I wanna fuckin' die

[101icestar]

Jimbert Incorrect Quote

Robert: Alright, to finish off our driving lesson for today, I have a singular question for you: You see an old man and a child in the middle of the road. what do you hit?

Jimmy: the old man, of course. the child has his whole life ahead of him, while the old man is probably going to die next week. it's better to make it quick and make sure he doesn't suffer.

Robert: the brakes, Jimmy. you hit the fucking brakes.

[oneofthebeautifulpeople]

Jimmy: Damn can’t believe I get to tap that

Peter Grant: ikr same

Jimmy: what?

Peter: what?

Jimmy: ...

[summerofsmiles]

Robert: *after being knocked unconscious* where are we?

Jimmy: *sarcastically* Heaven

Robert: oh

Robert: didn’t think I’d be seeing you here